Due to my blog getting famous, one of my friends decided he wanted to do a weekly blog. Starting in the beginning of 2013 ZettaiRyouiki began discussing girls that he likes.
Thus, his character blog was created. There are differences in preferences, the main one being that he removed "face" for "voice" and swapped "breasts" with "butt". There are additional minor differences, but otherwise the structure of the blogs are the same. Like me, he decided to have an overarching story. His involves a group of females that he dislikes going after him (much like what I had done earlier). It is also traditional for him to have at least one girl from a mecha series each month. Zettai also often has very perverse interactions with his girls, such as asking them to dress up or giving their butts attention somehow. Finally, each opponent he faces usually has some type of relevance to the characters he discusses through the month, with them reappearing for a final showdown.
As the first month, January didn't seem to have much of a theme. However, the last day reveals the group of girls going after him.
During the month of Valentines (with one blog even being on February 14) the theme of this month was "lost loves". The final battle involved a giant mecha fight.
The month of March brought girls with high-scoring posteriors for Zettai to talk about. There was also a running joke of him being chased away from other characters. The final battle involved a butt sumo as well as a giant fart (eluded in my own blogs of Sena and Yozora).
The month of fools brought with it not a trap (as is tradition for me) but instead a video game character. Not only that, but it also started Chiaki Minami's run as an assistant and general Fujioka-tosser for Zettai's blog. The main theme, however, was that all the girls (excluding the final one) had delicious flat chests. The final battle, fitting enough, was strip mahjong.
As an additional and unfortunate oddity, on 4/10 news of Noboru Yamaguchi, the creator of Zero no Tsukaima, was announced to the public. This was very odd as Zettai had planned a blog on Louise (a character from the series) while I did one on Tifania. These two plans were both made in advance and completely separate from the other. It was truly a poor twist of fate.
May's theme was a difficult one to notice. While most of the girls had hime cuts, the actual answer was that they were all in harems that featured a trap (or had the trap as the male lead). The final battle involved a giant board game.
June's theme involves speaking out for girls that are unfairly disliked or even hated by fans of their series, for unknown reasons usually. The final battle involved an actual combat battle between two girls, ending in a giant explosion.
On the final blog of June, Proist created a giant tower called "Tower of Plot Convenience". This month Zettai went up it to rescue the hostages. On the way, Zettai discovered his ability of Blog Legacy as well as a special tool...
Being saved by the dommy Sadogers meant that Zettai became their "pet". Much to his enjoyment of course. Through this month he visited various girls, and there's even a special appearance by me as well in the first blog of the month!
Seeing how well Zettai was as a pet, the Sadogers decided to put him to a test. Can he last a month of mothers? Probably, but they were still interested in seeing him get tested.
Now that the mothers month had ended, the villain Rod decided to send evil people to defeat him. However, Zettai went on a search for magical girls to defend him from the forces of evil.
After defeating Mistress 9 with the might of four magical girls, the villains decided to take a short break and come up with a filler arc. They are also the three girls he had previously planned but scrapped for assorted reasons. He also celebrated the anniversary of my blog with a special blog dedicated to Charlotte Dunois.
December started with a major revelation: in 2015 Rod has already taken over the world and made it a horrible place to live. However, thanks to Suzuha and her time-travel ability Zettai and Chiaki begin their search to defeat her! Not only that, but two powerful foes showed up under Rod's lead; can Zettai defeat both Asuna and Kirino?
After all the time-traveling of the past month Zettai finally confronts Rod, or should I say, Momo! He also celebrates his first anniversary as well as having guest blogs (including some by yours truly).