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Prior to the days of Perfect Harem Anime for Topaz and Zettai they both decided to write for the other. They still write using these characters, though in a more restricted format. The name of this series is "Boku no Meganekko Oneesan" (shortened to 僕めが "BokuMega").
These are Topaz's characters. If you would like to see Zettai's, click here.
Topaz enjoys tall older girls, glasses, large chests, and curvy bodies. He is unique in that he also has a male in his harem, Souta.
|Age: 14||Birthday: August 3rd|
|Height: 153 cm||Weight: 42 kg|
|Three Sizes:||Eye Color: Brown, has glasses|
|Hair Color: Dark Brown||Hairstyle: Hime Cut|
|Voice: Eri Kitamura||Cosplay: Saya Takagi (High School of the Dead)|
|FE Class: Mage (Anima) -> Mage Knight (Anima, Staff)||Pokémon type and Ace: Final Boss; Metagross|
Personality: Topaz is a shy boy that likes being teased by his girls. He is very feminine and secretly wears girls clothing. Due to his magical lips he's often kissed by the girls as a "recharge". He was also brought into the "Cosplay club", a secret program for the Troops in their magical defense wars. However it's more likely that Maya puts him in cute outfits.
|Age: 21||Birthday: November 22nd|
|Height: 170 cm||Weight: 60 kg|
|Three Sizes: 92DD/60/90||Eye Color: Brown, has glasses|
|Hair Color: Dark Brown||Hairstyle: Hime Cut|
|Voice: Kana Hanazawa||Cosplay: Chiaki Kurihara (Mouretsu Pirates)|
|FE Class: Dark Mage (Dark) -> Sorcerer (Dark, Anima, Staff)||Pokémon type and Ace: Flying; Salamence|
Personality: Babysat Topaz when he was younger, but developed a loving relationship after catching him crossdressing one day. She is also employed at her parent's company by day, where she wears a suit and skirt, but is also a member of the Troops as well. She's also Jade's rival in college, with both having a group idolizing their glasses. Effective "winner".
|Age: 14||Birthday: September 17th|
|Height: 160 cm||Weight: 50 kg|
|Three Sizes: 88D/55/85||Eye Color: Purple, has glasses|
|Hair Color: Black||Hairstyle: Long and flowing|
|Voice: Yui Horie||Cosplay: Chie Satonaka (Persona 4)|
|FE Class: Troubadour (Staff) -> Seraph Medic (Sword, Staff)||Pokémon type and Ace: Ice; Platiwyrm (Ice/Dragon)|
Personality: Topaz's classmate that occasionally protects him from bullies. One of his few school friends, but very self-conscious. She's part of the club with Topaz as well, as well as being a skilled artist in the art club.
|Age: 39||Birthday: May 10th|
|Height: 176 cm||Weight: 68 kg|
|Three Sizes: 103E/64/100||Eye Color: Black, has glasses|
|Hair Color: Black||Hairstyle: Hime cut|
|Voice: Yuu Amamiya||Cosplay: Kouchuu Kanshou (Koihime Musou) (glasses)|
|FE Class: Shaman (Dark) -> Druid (Anima, Dark, Staff)||Pokémon type and Ace: Psychic; Zlep|
Personality: Ara ara~ Sexy mother to Emi and Maeka and encourages both girls to chase after him. Though if they're not careful, he might just be their new father as well... She's effectively a Mission Control for the Troops, though she still owns the company where Maeka works as a cover. It is unknown what happened to Maeka and Emi's actual father. Chizuru also enjoys Western cuisine, often mixes random food together to experiment.
|Age: 18||Birthday: August 31st|
|Height: 175 cm||Weight: 57 kg|
|Three Sizes: 90D/58/90||Eye Color: Green, has glasses|
|Hair Color: Dark Green||Hairstyle: Long and flowing|
|Voice: Yuu Asakawa||Cosplay: Rider (Fate/Stay Night)|
|FE Class: Mercenary (Sword) -> Hero (Sword, Axe)||Pokémon type and Ace: Fighting; Kommo-o|
Personality: Topaz's older sister that was off at college. She now shares an apartment with him and teases him often. She is also quite strong, but is careful with Topaz's weak body. There's rumors floating around that she's one of the strongest women in the world, though her rivals are more than happy to get beaten up in masochistic pain. She's also Maeka's rival in college, with both having a group idolizing their glasses. Jade and Topaz's parents are often away. Jade is tall like their mother while Topaz is short like their father.
|Age: 25||Birthday: June 6th|
|Height: 167 cm||Weight: 58 kg|
|Three Sizes: 96DD/56/98||Eye Color: Green, has glasses|
|Hair Color: Green||Hairstyle: Bob cut|
|Voice: Ami Koshimizu||Cosplay: Yukiko Amagi (Persona 4)|
|FE Class: Mage (Anima) -> Sage (Anima, Light, Staff)||Pokémon type and Ace: Rock; Gigalith|
Personality: Topaz and Emi's teacher. Sweet and caring for him as well. She also convinces him to create the "Cosplay Club" as a cover, though secretly it might be that she just wants to dress him in pretty outfits (though she's not afraid to wear one herself). Maya also drives recklessly and seems to know Rin from Zettai's harem.
|Age: 13||Birthday: August 1st|
|Height: 145 cm||Weight: 39 kg|
|Three Sizes: -||Eye Color: Blue|
|Hair Color: Dark Blue||Hairstyle: Bob cut|
|Voice: Aya Endou||Cosplay: Miyuki Takara (Catball) (Lucky Star)|
|FE Class: Priest (Staff) -> Great Master (Staff, Spear)||Pokémon type and Ace: Fairy; Wigglytuff|
Personality: Topaz's only male friend and fellow crossdresser. Souta also looks up to Topaz-senpai and wants to be just like him. His parents own a local hot springs resort. Souta is Natsume's cousin.
|Age: 20||Birthday: February 4th|
|Height: 150 cm||Weight: 45 kg|
|Three Sizes: 85D/56/84||Eye Color: Purple, has glasses|
|Hair Color: Purple||Hairstyle: Hime cut ponytail|
|Voice: Chiwa Saito||Cosplay: Maid Chou (Maoyuu Maou Yuusha)|
|FE Class: Pirate (Axe) -> Berserker (Axe)||Pokémon type and Ace: Water; Karakasea (Ghost/Water Karakasa-based)|
Personality: Topaz and Jade's cousin from the beach. Her body is mostly tan except for a swimsuit pattern on her chest and hips. Extremely dominant, she can use her short stature to get nearly anything from Topaz. Once fought against the Troops but by losing a close battle she decides to team up with them.
|Age: 19||Birthday: March 24th|
|Height: 175 cm||Weight: 52 kg|
|Three Sizes: 92D/60/91||Eye Color: Purple, has glasses|
|Hair Color: Blonde||Hairstyle: Ponytail|
|Voice: Haruka Tomatsu||Cosplay: Iona Hikawa|
|FE Class: Fighter (Axe) -> Warrior (Axe, Bow)||Pokémon type and Ace: Bug; Yanmega|
Personality: Jade's roommate and best friend as well as friends with Haruka. Is a reverse trap, often wearing a boy's uniform with necktie. Topaz was worried when Jade started hanging around "him", but after finding out Natsume's true gender he supports her wishes. Natsume is also slightly yuri with Jade. She had to start wearing masculine clothes once her family found out Souta, her cousin, was starting to imitate her clothing choices.
|Age: 21||Birthday: July 4th|
|Height: 166 cm||Weight: 65 kg|
|Three Sizes: 106F/60/102||Eye Color: Blue, has glasses|
|Hair Color: Blonde||Hairstyle: Thick twintails/ponytail|
|Voice: Nao Touyama||Cosplay: Atago|
|FE Class: Archer (Bow) -> Sniper (Bow)||Pokémon type and Ace: Fire; Darmanitan|
Personality: American policewoman who enjoys guns, and is tasked with watching over Topaz (for some reason). Peppers speech with English words and is a bit sarcastic and snarky.
|Age: "Forever" 117||Birthday: January 20th|
|Height: 160 cm||Weight: 69 kg|
|Three Sizes: 95DD/65/100||Eye Color: Dark green, has glasses|
|Hair Color: Deep black||Hairstyle: long, elf ears|
|Voice: Minako Kotobuki||Cosplay: Chifusa Manyuu|
|FE Class: Wyvern Knight (Spear) -> Dragon Master (Axe, Spear)||Pokémon type and Ace: Electric; Rotom (PC Forme- Electric/Steel)|
Personality: Mage from a far away land, but got distracted by all of Japan's media. Became a neet and spends time playing games (mostly) and watching anime.
|Age: 37||Birthday: October 20th|
|Height: 162 cm||Weight: 60 kg|
|Three Sizes: 95DD/63/94||Eye Color: Purple, has glasses|
|Hair Color: Dark blue||Hairstyle: Hime cut|
|Voice: Yuu Wakui||Cosplay: Sumire Hikami|
|FE Class: Soldier (Spear) -> Halberdier (Spear)||Pokémon type and Ace: Normal; Porygon-Z|
Personality: Souta's mother that wants her son to marry Topaz (before knowing that his friend is also a boy). Yamato Nadeshiko that tends to stay at home, but is quite rich due to her large estate. Natsume's mother is her sister.
|Age: 19||Birthday: November 10th|
|Height: 170 cm||Weight: 56 kg|
|Three Sizes: 89D/57/87||Eye Color: Purple though usually narrow, has glasses|
|Hair Color: Grey||Hairstyle: Narrow ponytail w/ bow|
|Voice: Ryouko Tanaka||Cosplay: Yumiko Sakaki (bunny)|
|FE Class: Myrmidon (Sword) -> Swordmaster (Sword)||Pokémon type and Ace: Steel; Aegislash|
Personality: Jade's rival from school, though she doesn't think as much. Honor blade whose father is a famed blacksmith. Treats Topaz as another "battle" with Jade and tries to seduce him. Tends to use a scimitar rather than the more Japanese katana. Arabian background.
|Miyuki Nazuka (Aensland)|
|Age: 16||Birthday: February 19th|
|Height: 162 cm||Weight: 53 kg|
|Three Sizes: 90DD/60/89||Eye Color: Dark Red, has glasses|
|Hair Color: Brown||Hairstyle: Braids|
|Voice: Ryoko Shiraishi||Cosplay: Hikage (sweater version)|
|FE Class: Armor Knight (Spear) -> General (Sword, Axe, Spear)||Pokémon type and Ace: Ghost; Mimikyu|
Personality: School's class president, very good grades and high morals. Will scold others for being too lecherous, though has a complex about her curvy body. Has freckles. Takes father's name due to mother's ill reputation, though she won't specify why.
|Age: 160||Birthday: May 26th|
|Height: 172 cm||Weight: 62 kg|
|Three Sizes: 100E/62/98||Eye Color: Blue, glasses|
|Hair Color: Light Purple||Hairstyle: Long and flowing with hair over one eye, demon horns.|
|Voice: Minori Chihara||Cosplay: Teresa Beria|
|FE Class: Dancer (Sword)||Pokémon type and Ace: Poison; Nidoqueen|
Personality: Beautiful, sexual, confident, and playful tease. Loves "eating" shotas and is a powerful succubus. Can change form, and is impersonating a math teacher in the school. Despite her "espionage" she is friends with Maya and the other girls. Also is Miyuki's mother.
|Age: 36(?)||Birthday: September 6th|
|Height: 160 cm||Weight: 80 kg|
|Three Sizes: 95E/80/94||Eye Color: Light blue, often has glasses|
|Hair Color: Purple||Hairstyle: Long and wavy, can hide cat ears|
|Voice: Aya Hisakawa||Cosplay: Mira Ackerman|
|FE Class: Dragon Knight (Axe) -> Malig Knight (Axe, Anima)||Pokémon type and Ace: Ground; Krookodile|
Personality: Mature chef/waitress of a local sweets shop that the characters often visit. Pampers Topaz with extra sweets and is famous for her pudding. Rivalry with chef Chizuru and Hidamari recognizes her as a cat-person from her realm so Hitomi can use some small magic. Mei's mother.
|Age: 16||Birthday: March 14th|
|Height: 143 cm||Weight: 41 kg|
|Three Sizes: 75A/52/89||Eye Color: Purple, red glasses|
|Hair Color: Black||Hairstyle: Hime cut with long sides|
|Voice: Rina Hidaka||Cosplay: Ririchiyo Shirakiin|
|FE Class: Pegasus Knight (Spear) -> Dark Flier (Spear, Anima)||Pokémon type and Ace: Dark; Drapion|
Personality: Miyuki's best friend and student president. Very snarky with sharp tongue, is often annoyed but still a good friend. Bonds with Souta due to some "similarities" (not that).
|Age: 26||Birthday: December 28|
|Height: 166 cm||Weight: 55 kg|
|Three Sizes: 97DD/62/100||Eye Color: Brown, glasses|
|Hair Color: White||Hairstyle: Long and flowing|
|Voice: Ayahi Takagaki||Cosplay: Arrester Blanket|
|FE Class: Outlaw (Bow) -> Trickster (Bow, Staff)||Pokémon type and Ace: Dragon, Noivern|
Personality: Kind school nurse of Topaz's school. Warm motherly aura, despite not having children of her own. Close friend with Maya and lives near Tina and Himawari. Took archery in school and is talented. Has French mother, explaining first name.
|Age: 16||Birthday: July 26|
|Height: 168 cm||Weight: 51 kg|
|Three Sizes: 89D/61/88||Eye Color: Red, glasses|
|Hair Color: Black with red tips||Hairstyle: long, hairband|
|Voice: Ai Kayano||Cosplay: Lucy Yamagami|
|FE Class: Thief (Sword) -> Rogue (Sword)||Pokémon type and Ace: Grass, Ferrothorn|
Personality: Usually quiet and reading in the corner, but is a skilled light novel writer and head of Emi's manga club. Has a younger sister, so has an aloof and distant personality. Secretly very dominant and wears pantyhose.
|Yukiho "Kuro" Midorikawa|
|Age: 19||Birthday: April 10|
|Height: 180 cm||Weight: 62 kg|
|Three Sizes: 90DD/58/98||Eye Color: Purple Tsurime, glasses|
|Hair Color: Black||Hairstyle: Hime Cut|
|Voice: Azumi Asakura||Cosplay: Ayana Kakinozaka|
|FE Class: Cavalier (Sword, Spear) -> Paladin (Sword, Axe, Spear)||Pokémon type and Ace:|
Personality: The older sister of the idol unit "Twin☆Stars". Has very little emotion except on stage (and her sister knows that she's faking her smiles), but has a big heart and very kind to animals and other things that she finds cute. Quite shy, so Shion got her to start being an idol to help out. She can't see very well but still doesn't wear glasses on stage as a calming effect (and to disguise her normal form). Loves to sing, and is the more innocent of the two.
|Shion "Shiro" Midorikawa|
|Age: 14||Birthday: April 10|
|Height: 163 cm||Weight: 68 kg|
|Three Sizes: 98G/56/95||Eye Color: Blue, glasses|
|Hair Color: Blond||Hairstyle: long, wavey|
|Voice: Suzuko Mimori||Cosplay: Mimori Tougou|
|FE Class: Cavalier (Sword, Axe) -> Great Knight (Sword, Axe, Spear)||Pokémon type and Ace:|
Personality: The younger sister of the idol group "Twin☆Stars". Light and perky, often smiling and in a cheerful mood. Very in touch with her emotions and has problems hiding them. Was a gravure idol before becoming a group with her sister. She's the one who encouraged their mother to stay in town as Yukiho was opening up to Topaz. Songwriter of the group, and is good at thinking of double entendre lines.
|Age: 39||Birthday: October 1st|
|Height: 178 cm||Weight: 64 kg|
|Three Sizes: 95D/62/95||Eye Color: Green, glasses|
|Hair Color: Silver||Hairstyle: Side Braid|
|Voice: Shizuka Itou||Cosplay: Frolaytia Capistrano|
|FE Class: Bow Knight (Bow) -> Ranger (Bow, Sword)||Pokémon type and Ace:|
Personality: Yukiho and Shion's mother and manager. After several unfortunate relationships she gave up on love until she met Topaz. She then decided to stay in town with her daughters, both for him and so that they can experience a proper school life. Focused on work-type of parent but cares about the safety of her daughters still. Very serious and often wears a suit, and is a fast typist due to many of the jobs she's had raising her daughters.
|Age: 41||Birthday: June 23|
|Height: 168 cm||Weight: 57 kg|
|Three Sizes: 94DD/60/93||Eye Color:Black, glasses|
|Hair Color: Purple||Hairstyle: Ponytail w/ long sides, flower|
|Voice: Risa Taneda||Cosplay: Rize Tedeza|
|FE Class: Light Priestess (Light) -> Saint (Light, Staff)||Pokémon type and Ace:|
Personality: Haruka's mother. Loves the ocean just like her daugher, but tends to prefer diving and scuba. Marine biologist and collects seashells. Wears a diving suit so not as tanned as Haruka. Easy-going and laid back with a floaty-sleepy type of personality, but still very dominant when she wants to be.
|Age: 29||Birthday: January 14|
|Height: 174 cm||Weight: 67 kg|
|Three Sizes: 93DD/63/96||Eye Color: Green, glasses|
|Hair Color: Blonde||Hairstyle: Bun, long sides|
|Voice: Kaori Shimizu||Cosplay: Signum|
|FE Class: Sword Knight (Sword) -> Gold Knight (Sword, Axe)||Pokémon type and Ace:|
Personality: A spirit that haunts a German sword that Kaede bought from a suspicious infomercial. She is a collected and resilient warrior, and will defend those that she holds dear with great strength and determination. She is a composed honor blade, and somehow believes that Topaz is her child. Can summon her sword, armor, and even a mount with her abilities. Also has a dark side that comes out during a full moon.
|Hinata "Protocol 92" Hoshikawa|
|Age: 18 (physically 0)||Birthday: December 10|
|Height: 164 cm||Weight: 59 kg|
|Three Sizes: 92D/55/92||Eye Color: Silver, glasses|
|Hair Color: Brown||Hairstyle: Ponytail, ball cap|
|Voice: Ayumi Fujimura||Cosplay: MIX|
|FE Class: Mercenary (Sword) -> Assassin (Sword, Bow)||Pokémon type and Ace:|
Personality: An enemy AI that became a traitor to them after Himawari was able to befriend her. She first could only appear as a hologram, but now has a robotic body (though can still turn up, somehow bringing her solid form with her). Loves Earth sports and is often seen swinging around a baseball bat freely, which may or may not have nails in it. Can hack reality for a short time, and is pretty carefree though is in awe of many things.
|Age: 15||Birthday: July 18th|
|Height: 172 cm||Weight: 56 kg|
|Three Sizes: 95DD/60/92||Eye Color: Brown|
|Hair Color: Long, free||Hairstyle: Brown, glasses|
|Voice: Emiri Katou||Cosplay: Ayame Shaga|
|FE Class:||Pokémon type and Ace:|
Personality: Rash and aggressive delinquent, or at least tries to keep up the persona. Likes to ride her scooter (as she's not old enough for an actual bike) and has a rough way of speaking. Likes cute things but doesn't want that to be too apparent. Has some Earth-based attacks, and both idolizes and takes lessons from Jade about fighting.
|Age: 3000, looks 30||Birthday: April 30th|
|Height: 171 cm||Weight: 61 kg|
|Three Sizes: 100E/62/99||Eye Color: Black, glasses|
|Hair Color: Blue||Hairstyle: Long flowing, witch hat|
|Voice: Hitomi Nabatame||Cosplay: Kan'u Uchou (Ikkitousen)|
|FE Class:||Pokémon type and Ace:|
Personality: Powerful djinni from Kaede's hometown, thus has dark skin. Was kept in a lamp and is amazed by technology, and calls Topaz "Master" as he reminds him of a former love. Has very powerful magic (though no wishes), and is a cool and composed most woman most of the time. Likes to float around on a broom and is skilled at belly dancing.
|Age: 18||Birthday: September 13th|
|Height: 214 cm||Weight: 220 kg|
|Three Sizes: 163D/128/150||Eye Color: Red, black sclera|
|Hair Color: Pink||Hairstyle: Short, Sidetail|
|Voice: Tomoko Kaneda||Cosplay: Marie|
|FE Class:||Pokémon type and Ace:|
Personality: A towering colossus of a woman, Shun seems like a powerful fighter (especially with her large muscles). However, she's quite weak and clumsy, and only uses her strength for uncalled-for attacks. She bears the Contacts of Darkness, though using them causes her eyes to bleed. Still, they enhance her power to deadly levels and is quite a villain. Really dislikes glasses as well, as well as small wimpy men as she thinks that they should all be muscular like she is.
- Maeka, Emi and Chizuru have Munenaka because it could be translated as "between breasts" for a paizuri reference
- Jade and Haruka got Emperor but was changed to Teioh to make it Japanese like the rest
- Maya is Sensei as I couldn't come with a teacher you liked so feel free to change this one (Kazumi)
- Souta is Kaneda because of the dude (Shoutarou_Kaneda) shotas are named after.
- Chizuru got May 10th for being roughly Mother's Day.
- Haruka has Haruka Tomatsu's birthday.
- Jade has Momoyo's birthday.